dutchster:

do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned

meladoodle:

prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

liqhtly:

i have two moods:

1. everybody get the fuck away from me

2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me

there is no in between

dangerousactivity:

Avoiding spoilers on tumblr

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I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet, I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time I care about a lot, I hate people but I develop crushes easily, I hate myself but at the same time I’m completely fabulous.

thehemings:

getting-fit-staying-fab:

d-elenda:

can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reason why they love you

well wouldn’t that be the shortest list in the world

Yeah it would because all they would write is

  • everything

Do you even know how smooth that was

flexasaur:

I’ve never felt shittier in the entirety of my whole life actually

lamelohan:

me trying to do math is like me trying to lose weight, it just doesnt work out

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