the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

whetaver:

if you have a dog chances are im already in love with you

stability:

friendly reminder that you can fight for equality without shitting on other people’s lifestyles

notwifi:

when someone you don’t know tries to read you

image

image

ghostlyteen:

i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me

warblebee:

devoureth:

A most excellent lesson in self-defense à la Agent Gracie Hart.

Friendly reminder that Miss Congeniality featured a practical self-defense lesson in the middle of a Hollywood movie while also dealing with with issues of sexual assault and victim blaming, dismantling the myth that all feminists need to look and act a certain way, featuring women of color in the pageant without it being any kind of issue, and bringing in an awesome female villain because women can be any kind of character thank you very much.

Rock on, Gracie Lou.

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