drewchainzzzz:

"Hey remember that time you…"

Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night

nothomo:

when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav

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dosopod:

“you don’t look depressed though”

oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today

groovywhitekid:

great

groovywhitekid:

great

okatu:

pie eating contest?
nah son free pie

okatu:

pie eating contest?

nah son free pie

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Anonymous :
how do you give a bj

gnarly:

get a bible and start reading it out loud i promise u will blow him away with the word of the lord

moonbrains:

forgive me father for i have sinned

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